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NAME: William Robert Robertson
NICKNAME: Bash
RESEMBLANCE TO: Chris Kirkland (I look nothing like him)
FAVOURITE FILM: Remember The Titans
FAVOURITE TV: Friends
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diet Coke (I’m an athlete)
FAVOURITE CRICKET BRAND: Any apart from those Vampires Tosh brought over, I
snapped Denny’s in half at nets.
HOBBIES: Football, Table Tennis (I challenge anyone, to this day I’ve never been
beat)
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Sven, I’d tell him I could do a job.
AMBITION: To complete a full football season injury free. Oh yeah, and to win the
World Cup!
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: I don’t fear my opponents. Fear is a weakness.
SPORTING HEROES: The Rock – I can smell what’s he’s cooking!
FUNNIEST MOMENT: Willy celebrating because he thought he scored a ton at Werneth.
He was out next ball for 99. To Alan Durose!
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Can’t think of one, the second team are boring.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: It’s not in cricket but . . . . “Donald Duck never
wore pants, but when he gets out the shower he puts a towel round his waist.
What’s that about?”
WORST MATCH: The one where I smashed my shin on those concrete bench posts.
BEST MATCH: Can’t remember a good one. In fact I don’t know why I bother. I
think I’ll hang my boots up.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Fielding in slip for Wessy in the pitch black.
MOTTO IN LIFE: Go hard or go home
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NAME: Matthew ‘J D & Coke’ Kennedy
NICKNAME: Darby
RESEMBLANCE TO: Paul Scholes
FAVOURITE FILM: The Great Escape + The Italian Job
FAVOURITE TV: Phoenix Night + The Simpson’s
FAVOURITE DRINK: J D & Coke
FAVOURITE CRICKET BRAND: Tench Sports Slazenger
HOBBIES: Drinking, Eating and Sleeping
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Hannah Spearritt and Peter Kay
AMBITION: To Win Something, Anything.
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: The Men in the White Coats
SPORTING HEROES: Gazza
FUNNIEST MOMENT: 1st Team away at Ashton, Ashton where on 210 and a batter was
on 69, I turned to the team and jokingly said ‘my FAVOURITE number’. David
Clarke turned and looked at the score board and said ‘what 210?’ I still smile
to this very day.
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Having the shampoo fight with Hughesy at Stand,
it went on for ages.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: Trevor Lewis ‘this lad cant bat’ 100 runs later……….
WORST MATCH: Wood Cup Semi – let’s say no more
BEST MATCH: 366 against Heywood 2nds 2002
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Losing
MOTTO IN LIFE: Drink and be merry
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NAME: David Wilson
NICKNAME: Tripod
RESEMBLANCE TO: Ken Barlow
FAVOURITE FILM: Life of Brian “He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy”
FAVOURITE TV: Wardy’s entry for Big Brother
FAVOURITE DRINK: Scotch
FAVOURITE CRICKET BRAND: Fat Sam’s chicken and ribs
HOBBIES: Sky Diving
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Yuvraj Singh
AMBITION: Swim the Atlantic in speedo’s
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Norris, he’s the quickest bowler ever!!
SPORTING HEROES: Kennedy, he will lead us to glory
FUNNIEST MOMENT: Crossy’s dying beetle at Milnrow
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Hard to say, there has been a few! I just love
the sport, the club and everybody involved, thanks.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: “That just about sums it up!”
WORST MATCH: Don’t remember a good one yet, probably the infamous 99.
BEST MATCH: Any that are called off
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Dwarves, very small hands!
MOTTO IN LIFE: If a tree falls in the forest with no-one for miles around, does
it make a sound?
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NAME: Neil Peter Cook
NICKNAME: Cooky
RESEMBLANCE TO: Zinedine Zidane
FAVORITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVORITE TV: Only Fools and Horses, The Office and Phoenix Nights
FAVORITE DRINK: Lager
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Adidas
HOBBIES: Football, Cricket and Golf
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Jenna Jameson
AMBITION: Be Happy, Healthy and Wealthy
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Asif Mujtaba
SPORTING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Glenn McGrath, Zinedine Zidane
FUNNIEST MOMENT: Trevor Lewis telling the team, “This lad can’t bat”. 164 runs
later he admitted he wasn’t bad !!
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: There’s a few, normally involving Lewis and
Whelan
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: “That’s dry rain that”
WORST MATCH: Last Week
BEST MATCH: Next Week
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Andy German
MOTTO IN LIFE: Be Happy
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NAME: Gary Potts
NICKNAME: Pottsy
RESEMBLANCE TO: Private Pyle
FAVORITE FILM:
FAVORITE TV: A-Team
FAVORITE DRINK: Carlsberg
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Kookaburra
HOBBIES: Football, Women
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Gazza!
AMBITION: To be Rich!
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: I don't
fear my opponents. Fear is a weakness.
SPORTING HEROES: Gary Lineker
FUNNIEST MOMENT: My own comment on the field at home to Heywood on the 2nd team
this year (2006) - the guy was getting on a bit, for cricket anyway, I shouted
out, as encouragement to the bowler and the team, "Let's beat the World War II's
defences". Team mates, umpires and eventually the batsmen found it very
funny.
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT:
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: See funniest moment above
WORST MATCH: Most matches when i hardly score.
BEST MATCH: Home to Middleton this year scoring 43 not out and winning the game,
because of me!!.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Dexter and Gaz Lees Naked Bodies!
MOTTO IN LIFE: It all about the ball bag!
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